113. I Think I’ll Just Play Games…
The guy who looked like he had walked straight out of a superpower battle series had dropped from the dark sky like a meteor.
Apparently, he had been seriously injured during the fight. His entire body was covered in blood like some character from a shounen manga, and he was panting heavily.
Even while gasping for breath, he was still trying to maintain a cool expression.
Even the way he panted looked exaggerated.
Was he messing around?
Ah, now that I thought about it, when I was around middle-school age, whenever I ran too hard and got exhausted, I used to exaggerate my breathing like that too…
I had to dig through my faint memories to find something I could relate to.
“Did you come from a manga or something?”
“Haha! I get that a lot!”
“No, this really isn’t the time to laugh… Well, whatever.”
“You’re right… I’m pretty badly hurt…”
“……”
This was getting a little scary.
They said this was some kind of superpowered battle, but did people involved in those really end up looking like this?
That was terrifying.
That meant there was something up in the sky capable of beating this guy into this condition.
Now I was curious just how manga-like that person would be.
“Ah! You must be the disciple my teacher told me about!”
“Ah, yes.”
Dorphin cheerfully interrupted.
“Oh, come on~! Calling our baby a disciple is too much~! Our baby was just soooo talented that he grew all by himself!”
“Yes.”
The manga guy stared at me with an envious expression.
What was this?
Was he one of those characters who pretended to be cheerful and friendly on the outside, but was actually filled with envy and jealousy, only to betray the protagonist at a crucial moment?
With characters like this, you had to intentionally build a deeper friendship beforehand.
That way, at the decisive moment, he would act because of friendship rather than jealousy and envy.
“I heard you have no intention of participating in the battle. Leave this place to me and retreat for now! It’s dangerous!”
“And who decided that?”
Whoa!
Whoa, what a manga-like entrance!
I loved it!
A pretty girl dressed entirely in black was looking down at us from above the clouds, speaking in a relaxed voice with a smug expression!
Seeing something like this in real life was completely different from reading it in a manga.
Normally, I would think—
Ugh, there she goes trying to act cool again when she isn’t even that impressive.
But facing it in reality…
I was mostly just confused.
She didn’t seem particularly amazing…
Was she one of those characters whose countdown toward redemption had already begun?
Or maybe she had the traitor gimmick!
Just like in games and manga!
Ohhh!
Thinking about it that way made me excited!
It sounded hilarious!
Why am I thinking about this in reality when I never even thought this hard while actually playing games…?
Has my real life finally become my game life…?!
Putting aside my dizziness, I followed the manga guy’s advice and headed toward the stairs to get away from the woman who was probably going to betray someone.
BOOM!
Or at least, I wanted to!
The traitor girl destroyed the door!
She crushed it with something like an invisible hand, probably telekinesis.
Telekinesis was great.
You could turn off the lights without getting out of bed.
But if she had this much power, wouldn’t it have been more effective to grab me and throw me off the building instead of simply stopping me from using the stairs?
I couldn’t exactly guarantee that I would survive falling from this height.
Even if she had some restriction preventing her from directly harming me because I was connected to the Chairman, her actions still didn’t make much sense.
Why would some mysterious enemy deliberately give me another chance when I was openly showing an opening?
Was it because the opponent she had been fighting no longer had enough strength to immediately respond?
Or maybe she just wanted to play around some more?
The best way to completely crush your opponent’s morale was to destroy whatever they were trying to protect.
Did she not know that?
Had she not seen me and the manga guy talking so warmly?
Does she lack combat experience?
Or does she just want to show off her power?
The girl looked down at me.
“You’re the ‘guy’ the Chairman talked about, aren’t you?”
The way she paused before saying “the guy” was just…
At this point, the image of her in my head had completely settled into that of a chuuni middle-school girl who couldn’t live in reality.
So even her serious words sounded strangely funny.
Still, thanks to what she said, I finally understood why she hadn’t attacked me immediately.
She was actually a nice person.
Tch.
Well, who knew?
Maybe this girl had also had her entire life toyed with by the Chairman.
Unlike me, maybe she had been raised specifically as a combatant, and that was how she ended up like this.
That kind of setting was possible, right?
“Aren’t you going to answer?”
“Who’s ‘that guy’? And who’s the Chairman? You didn’t explain anything, and now you’re bitching at me for not answering!”
Squeeze!
An invisible hand grabbed my body!
Its grip was stronger than I expected.
Still, it wasn’t strong enough that I couldn’t endure it.
Maybe staying caught for a moment and waiting for an opening wouldn’t be too bad.
The girl looked at me as though I were ridiculous.
“Looks like you still don’t understand the situation you’re in.”
“Huhuhuh. Neither do you.”
Seeing that smug expression, a stupid laugh escaped my mouth before I realized it.
But what could I do?
The things she was doing were kind of cute.
No matter how limited Dorphin’s ability to interfere with this world was, if someone called me her baby and just stood there smiling while I was being captured, then obviously there was something going on.
Come on, kid.
From my perspective, telekinesis was simply a mass of flow.
Like a piece of cloth full of holes that hadn’t been properly processed.
Or a rock already covered in cracks.
With just a little interference, I could destroy it.
And if I paid a little more attention, I felt like I could even imitate it.
No.
I definitely could.
But…!
If I showed that I could copy it, the jealousy and envy of that depressed-looking manga guy over there might reach maximum levels.
Then unnecessary conflict would start.
I needed to act like this was at least a little difficult.
Hmm!
Complicated!
Annoying!
I didn’t want to do it!
The girl tightened her grip.
“Your life is in my hands right now… Don’t you understand? Do you still think this is that game you love so much?”
“Yeah.”
The manga guy shouted.
“Stop! This man has nothing to do with this!”
I looked toward him.
“See? This is totally like a game.”
The girl snapped back.
“Nothing to do with this?! He’s the person the Chairman is most interested in… How can you say he has nothing to do with it?”
“Can either of you hear me talking?”
Ah!
Save me!
Someone please get me out of this manga world!
Please!
Dorphin!
Pie!
…Wait.
Do I need to pick a character and immerse myself too?
That’s a little embarrassing…!
If I start acting all dramatic here, you guys are absolutely going to meet your friends later and say,
“Hey, you know that guy? He actually said—”
Right?!
The girl glared at me.
“Fine. If you have no intention of talking, then I’ll do whatever I want.”
The manga guy shouted again.
“Stop!”
She ignored him.
“Let’s see why the Chairman favors you so much!”
Everyone else was completely serious, while I alone couldn’t take things seriously.
At this point, maybe it really was a problem with my personality.
Everyone was role-playing together, and if I suddenly shouted—
“Hey, that makes no sense! That isn’t logical!”
—I would definitely get criticized behind my back for having absolutely no social awareness.
I sighed.
“Wait. Hold on for a second.”
The girl sneered.
“Hmph! Are you finally afraid of dying?!”
“No… You have to give me some time to get immersed too…”
I cleared my throat.
“Ahem! Your actions right now… The Chairman would be extremely angry if he found out, wouldn’t he?”
All right, kids.
This old man was ready now.
You guys looked like middle schoolers or high schoolers at most.
I’ll play along with you.
I didn’t like how amused Dorphin looked, but even in the game, I was a father with sons and daughters.






