Chapter 40

Chapter 40. Slime

Hello!
I am a good slime who lives in the sewer!
For some unknown reason, I somehow gained the power of purification, and I use that power to clean the sewer every day!

Of course, cleaning the sewer isn’t always easy.
I work every single day with a body that never gets tired, but far more polluted water flows in than the amount of water I can purify.

Lately, I’ve started wondering what I’m even doing.
The humans above probably don’t even know what I’m doing, and if they ever see me, they’ll probably try to hunt me.

Am I really doing the right thing as a slime?

But!
If I can purify even a tiny amount of water, and because of that, even one person suffers a little less harm, then surely this work has meaning and value!

Of course, I have absolutely no way of knowing whether that is actually happening!

Ah!
But there is one way I can tell!

The bugs!

At first, I thought the bugs were disgusting and horrible to look at, but now they’re my main food.
I can’t live without them anymore!

When I first started purifying the water, the bugs were tiny.
I could melt and eat a hundred of them without feeling anything.

I was thinking, I’m going to starve to death~, while continuing my usual work.

Then one day, a cockroach that was slightly bigger than usual appeared.

Huh?
Why did it get so big?

I had so many questions, but fortunately, I found the answer soon enough.

I had scooped up some water separately to check whether I could really purify the sewer water.

Then the cockroaches and rats started drinking it.

And they became huge!

I was seriously shocked!

After that, I stopped setting aside water separately and simply continued my purification work.

But the cockroaches and rats kept getting bigger every day!

In other words!

My purification work must be going smoothly!

Clean, refreshing water that makes the body healthier!

That is the result of my purification work!

Surely, there is no doubt that my work is benefiting everyone!

…There are a few problems, though!

No, there are definitely problems.

But if I don’t think about it this way, I won’t be able to keep going.

Ahem!

Anyway!

Recently, or rather, during the last two or three days, I’ve started feeling confused.

Normally, there were countless giant rats and cockroaches around here.

But now, I can’t find even one!

And it’s not just those two species.

Even the other kinds of insects that had been growing larger and larger have disappeared completely, as if a storm had swept through the sewer.

I assume adventurers came through here and wiped them out.

But for ordinary adventurers, their work was strangely thorough.

There were occasional traces of burning.

Sometimes, painful screams loud enough to shake the entire sewer echoed through the tunnels.

There were also sounds like someone repeatedly slapping something.

They were fairly quiet, so they must have been hunting somewhere far away.

They probably wouldn’t come all the way here.

Still, it’s a little scary.

Normally, the adventurers who came here were weak adventurers who struggled against the insects.

I was confident that I could secretly watch them without being noticed.

But judging by how these people were shouting loudly and attracting all the insects before fighting them…

They must be strong!

And on top of that, they must be completely insane!

I don’t have any memories or experience with humans, but there is one thing I know for certain.

Never go near a crazy person!

So, let’s just continue making the polluted water in this sewer clean, just like always!

“…This… transparent…”

Oh!

It sounds like they’ve gotten closer.

I can hear their voices a little now.

Let’s run away before they catch me and make me suffer!

If they were young and innocent adventurers, perhaps I could convince them with words.

But that person definitely belongs to the type who cannot be reasoned with!

“…found…!”

“Found…?”

“Did he say found?
Found what?”

While I was running away, that word happened to reach my ears.

Without thinking, I became curious.

I couldn’t help it!

There is so little to see in this place!

There is nothing here except the things that are already here!

“I found it!!!
Kihihihihihi!”

That crazed shout, filled with insane laughter, echoed throughout the sewer.

It was more than enough to stop my curiosity!

So I have to run!

Run!
Run!

BOOM!

CRASH! CRASH!

W-What is that sound?!

Is the sewer breaking apart?!

I’ve never heard such a huge noise before!

I’m going to die!

If they catch me, I’ll die without even being able to make a sound!

Then I’ll melt into that filthy sewer water and become nutrients for the world!

I ran away with everything I had.

For a moment, I even thought about hiding in the water.

But that adventurer probably saw the purified water, figured out my existence, and started chasing me!

So if I hide in the water and stop there, that adventurer might eventually search all around the purified water and find me!

I’ve never felt such intense fear since I opened my eyes!

I never imagined there could be a human who gave off such a terrifying aura!

BOOM!

CRACK!

“Kihihihi!
Where are you?!
Where are youuuuu?!”

T-The adventurer!

The adventurer is running along the walls of the sewer!

He’s destroying the sewer as he runs!

Wait…

Is he really an adventurer?

Is that thing even human?

I can vaguely see something like misty fur flying around him.

Could he be a monster?

A werewolf?!

Whoosh!

BOOM!

Eek!

The adventurer swung something!

Something is stuck in the ground!

And it’s right near where I am!

“Something…
I feel like I heard someone call me a wolf.

Why do I suddenly feel extremely disgusted?”

“I feel the same way right now!
Please! Are you planning to destroy the entire sewer?!”

I-I was startled!

Suddenly, the adventurer’s eyes turned directly toward where I was!

Humans shouldn’t be able to clearly distinguish things in the darkness like I can.

So how?!

Another adventurer who came running after him tried to stop the monster-like adventurer and seemed to be scolding him.

But that monster adventurer didn’t even pretend to listen!

“You’re ignoring me again!
Do you want to go to prison?!”

“No!
Not at all!”

“Then!
Please!
Calm down!
And behave yourself!!”

SMACK!

Oh!

They look like they have a big age difference.

Are they perhaps siblings?

But even if they are, they’re far too different from each other.

Well, human faces all look more or less the same to me, but these two definitely look different.

No…

Rather than that, I don’t think that monster adventurer is even human!

It feels like he’s hiding something inside himself.

Something that feels like a monster!

“Haa! Haa! Haa!
Hoo…!”

“The purification ends here.

And it happened very recently.”

“Yeah.

I confirmed it too.

See?
I told you buying expensive but powerful lanterns was the right choice!”

“You even took out a loan!

Without consulting me!

And you bought three of them!”

“Ah~ About that.

Lately, I think my sense of money has stopped working.

So I bought them without realizing it!

Haha!

I’m sure it’ll work out somehow!”

“Y-You!
Y-YOU!!”

SMACK! SMACK!

What a tyrannical dictator!

That’s definitely the kind of person I don’t want to get involved with!

He seems like the type who happily laughs by himself while everyone else cries and panics around him!

“Don’t worry!

Do you really think I did all this for no reason?”

“You did it for no reason.”

“No, I didn’t!

Right, Village Chief?”

“Phew…

Yes.

This time, it does seem that you had some sort of plan.

Although I have no idea what it was.”

At the old man’s words, the monster adventurer gave a confident expression as if saying,

See! I told you so!

For some reason, the adventurer who had been about to scold him also seemed convinced.

What role does that old man play in this party to be trusted so much?

Ah!

This isn’t the time for me to think about that!

I need to escape!

“Wait a moment.

I learned a new skill recently.”

“Oh?

May I ask about it?”

“No.

More importantly, explain why you suddenly did this today.”

“The skill drives a chain into the ground and detects vibrations from the ground.

Its range isn’t very large, but it lets me check whether anything is moving nearby.

Because!

Yesterday, I couldn’t sleep, so I secretly came here alone.

And I discovered a clear and transparent liquid around here that gives energy to the body!

Finally!

Ah!

I’ve been discovered!

He definitely knows I’m here!

He may not know that I’m a slime yet.

But if he sees me, he’ll realize that I’m the amazing slime who produces that incredible liquid!

“That’s a convenient skill.

Is it because you’ve been fighting bugs here for so long?”

“I told you not to come here alone!”

“Right?

I think so too.

Give me a break, though.

I didn’t really do anything!

Except secretly stealing a few cockroach eggs and selling them on the black market.

And couldn’t we tell them one at a time?”

“Wait…

Black market?

“Oops.

You said that out loud.

I told you to keep it a secret.”

“…Both of you.

Come here for a moment.”

Phew!

Phew…

Somehow, I survived!

Now the youngest-looking adventurer is going to scold the other two.

So while they’re distracted, I’ll quietly move farther away!

As a slime, I normally don’t have eyes, ears, a nose, or a mouth.

I don’t even have a fixed body shape.

So even if they use that vibration-detecting skill with their chain, they shouldn’t be able to identify me!

The polluted water flowing through the sewer and me both move in similar ways.

So I’ll just…

“…Hehe.

Found you…

“Ah…”

In the dark passage, from a direction completely opposite to where the sound had come from…

Two terrifying eyes, radiating a chilling aura, were staring straight at me.

I met the eyes of a monster.

A monster!

Our eyes met…

“Kyaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Monster!!!!!

“It talks!

**The slime talks!

Let’s capture it!**”

“N-No!

No!!!

Please spare me!!!”

Ah!

Now I understand!

Half of this person isn’t human!

I can feel demonic energy coming from those disgusting hands touching my body!

Then…

Holy Light!

“Ugh!

My eyes!

My body is burning!”

“I told you not to rush out like an idiot!

Stay right there!

Ha!

The young adventurer suddenly swung his sword!

It was swordsmanship so fast that I could barely see it!

So this person really is the leader of the party!

He must have a hard time dealing with these idiots.

“Oops.

It’s a slime!”

“W-Wait!

Please!

I didn’t do anything!”

Splat!

A slime’s body is weak, but it is highly acidic.

So if someone grabs my body with their bare hands, unless I create a thin protective membrane, their skin could melt away.

If things get worse, even their bones could melt!

But…

But this monster grabbed me!

While wrapping his arm in a chain that was burning with flames!

Why?!

Why is he doing this?!

Does he not know?

More importantly, how can someone who can barely even keep his eyes open do this?!

“I caught it…!

A cheap way to purify the sewer!

“…What?”

The adventurer quickly bound me with his burning chains.

The chains clearly had plenty of gaps.

Normally, I should have been able to slip through them.

But I couldn’t move my body at all!

“Ugh…

I can’t see anything in front of me…”

“You said something about Holy Light.

Why did you get hit by it and end up this badly injured?

Uncle, are you still hiding something from me?”

“Huh?

Was there something like that?

Can you heal me first?

I’ll tell you anything later.”

“Phew…

Seriously…

Because of you, I feel like I’m aging ten years every day.”

“Your face doesn’t look that old.”

“Is this really the time to joke?”

Rather than using healing magic to cure the blindness caused by Holy Light, these adventurers were trying to heal him by foolishly pouring a potion directly into his eyes!

A-Are they insane?!

It’s not even a healing spell!

Why are they using a potion?!

And it doesn’t even look like an eye-healing potion!

Don’t they know that potions normally have to be different depending on the body part?

Even an ordinary healing potion shouldn’t be carelessly used on something as delicate as the eyes!

If you’re going to use one, a professional needs to handle it carefully!

It should probably be diluted first!

“W-Whaaa?!

Wh-What?!

Status abnormality!

Cough!

Ghk!

Huuurk!

“Oh.

Is this not the right one?”

“Generally, you’re not supposed to pour potions directly into the eyes.

But honestly, I really thought it would work.”

“If you knew that, you should have told me!

Why did you just stand there watching?!

You left me alone because it looked entertaining, didn’t you?!”

“Hehehe.”

“Ah!

What do we do?!

I can’t use healing magic!”

“Grrrr…!”

T-This is horrible!

If I could, I would help him!

It’s too pitiful to just stand here and watch!

These ignorant and incompetent people have created a fantastic combination and are now driving one person toward death.

Although, to be fair, the person dying is also the root cause of all these problems.

“I-I can heal him!”

Now…

I think this is the time to gather my courage.

I can’t bear to watch him suffer anymore!

“Hm?

The slime can heal?”

“For now, let’s try anything.

Yes, please heal him.

I beg you.”

Compared to the person who had collapsed, this person was surprisingly polite and open-minded.

He didn’t even rudely try to grab me immediately.

Since I couldn’t move because of the chains, I first asked the two of them to bring the monster adventurer closer to me.

Minor Heal.

As soon as I used the magic, a faint light appeared around the monster adventurer’s eyes.

It slowly seeped into his eyes and disappeared.

If I had used holy magic, his eyes would have melted just like when he was hit by Holy Light.

Perhaps even worse.

But this was pure healing magic, so there was no special reaction.

I did notice that he absorbed the magic much faster than normal.

But that could happen with someone who had a high affinity for magic.

“Ah…!

I-I can see!

Teacher, thank you!”

“I’m sorry, Uncle.

I made a mistake.”

“Ah, it’s fine.

Things like that happen.

You just have to make sure you don’t do it again.”

The monster adventurer stood up with a light movement.

Then he looked down at me, still trapped by the burning chains, and grinned.

The traces left by the Holy Light and the side effects from abusing the potion had given his ordinary face quite an interesting scar.

If he didn’t receive special treatment, it would probably remain.

Although, since he’s an adventurer, he’ll probably heal it with healing magic every time he gets injured, so the scar will likely disappear soon.

Not really my problem.

“Thanks!

You saved my life.”

“N-No, it was nothing.”

“Really?

Well, you were the reason I went blind in the first place!”

“…Haha…”

“Hah!”

The monster adventurer emptied the water from the bottle he was carrying.

Then he held it out toward me.

It was an obvious silent pressure telling me to get inside before he forced me.

That’s so mean…!

Comments(0)

0/3000

No comments yet. Be the first to share what you thought.

Related Novels