Chapter 92. Finding the Item
In the middle of a dense forest filled with trees that stretched high toward the sky stood a small, cozy cabin.
In front of it, beneath the bright sunlight filtering through the leaves, someone was leisurely eating cookies at a table.
It was Eset, my senior.
The Great Witch of Madness and Indomitability.
As soon as I entered the game, I found myself facing her once again.
Our first meeting had been rather confusing, but since this was already the second time, I was starting to get used to it.
"Good morning, junior!"
"Where are we this time, Senior?"
"Where else? This is the arena where you'll take the item-finding test."
"...Haah..."
The requirements for becoming a hero.
Defeat monsters.
Find items for people.
Do jobs in their place.
I had somehow cleared the monster-defeating part through my fight with One-Horn, so naturally, item finding came next.
Of course, my fight with One-Horn had looked more like a defeat than a victory.
Still, everyone who watched the battle insisted that I had won.
So I decided to just think of it as a victory too.
"What items do I have to find?"
Eset happily answered.
"Two drops of dew resting on the seed leaves of a young sprout growing beneath a hundred-year-old ancient tree. One tear shed by a newly born life. And one pair of parents protecting their offspring."
I stared at her.
"...You really are trash, Senior."
"Ahaha! Do you think I met such a bizarre ending for no reason?"
Wow.
Seriously...
This was exactly the kind of quest I hated most.
If someone told me to bring them an item and I could simply buy it from the auction house, that was actually a pretty decent quest.
But quests where you had to pour endless time and effort into searching for something, only to find it if you were lucky?
Those were garbage.
This wasn't some idle gacha game.
Why did I have to depend on luck just to obtain an item?
Why did I have to look at a 0.8% drop rate and think, Oh? That's actually possible.
Why?!
"Why are you complaining?! I'm doing all this for your sake! Have you ever suffered because you listened to me? Huh? Did eating the Cookie of Hope hurt you?!"
"...Tch."
"Hey! How dare you click your tongue at me so casually! Apologize!"
"...Sor..."
"Just lowering your head isn't an apology, you brat! Apologize properly!"
She was somehow even more troublesome than the quest she had just given me.
So annoying.
Still...
If the things she wanted me to find really were meant to help me, I could somewhat guess their meaning.
A young sprout growing beneath a tree that had stood there for a very long time represented indomitability.
The tear of a newborn life probably represented possibility.
As for a pair of parents protecting their offspring...
What was that?
Were they hungry or something?
"Can't you at least give me a hint? Every single one of these items has some ridiculous condition attached to it. Telling me to find them without any hints is a little..."
"Hmm! You're right! For the first item, the dew, you should find the hundred-year-old tree first. The older the trees in this forest are, the taller they become. So just find a really tall one!"
I stared at her in disbelief.
"Are you seriously calling that a hint?"
"Oh my~ Keep complaining like that and when you finally find the sprout, there might not even be any dew left~"
Was she telling me to stop whining and simply accept it?
What kind of gamer wouldn't complain after running into a mandatory side quest that clearly existed only to increase playtime?
I wasn't Buddha or Jesus.
If someone slapped my left cheek, I was the type of person who would raise my fist toward their right cheek.
Well...
At the very least, I'd imagine doing it.
"As for the second item! Search carefully!"
"Hey...!"
"Ahaha! The creatures living in this forest don't cry easily! You're going to have a hard time!"
"What even lives in this forest?"
"All kinds of things~"
Wow...
Seriously.
I couldn't even beat her in a fight.
What was I supposed to do with this woman?
There was no answer.
The hint for the third item would probably be something like, Just do your best~
So I decided I'd heard enough hints and started searching.
Rustle, rustle.
Stepping across the soft grass covering the ground, I wandered around the cabin without much thought.
There was always the possibility this would be one of those Blue Bird stories where the precious thing I'd been searching for had actually been beside me all along.
So I decided to thoroughly search the nearby area first.
...I really can't get motivated.
If this were a quest about fighting, destroying things, political schemes, assassinations, or stealing something, it might be troublesome and annoying, but at least I'd have fun.
But quests like, Please collect a few of these items~
I hated them no matter how amazing the reward was.
And of all things, they had made this kind of quest part of my Hero Advancement Quest.
What a pain.
"...Junior? I think you've already walked around this place about ten times."
"You're imagining things, Senior."
There weren't any especially tall trees around the cabin.
I didn't know exactly how tall a tree in this forest could grow over a hundred years, but I was certain none of the trees here were particularly huge.
So the Blue Bird wasn't here after all...
"...Senior, don't you have any spare items inside that cabin? If you do, let's just use those instead."
"Nope~ Nothing~"
"What a shame."
There was no helping it.
I had to leave the area around the cabin and travel deeper into the forest.
I didn't feel like doing it, but that was simply how this type of quest worked.
Maybe Flow could help.
Even if they were the same type of tree, the flow of time within them should differ depending on how long they had lived.
So I touched every tree I passed, trying to build up a comparison.
This one felt like this.
That one felt different.
Comparing them one by one, I slowly moved through the forest.
The rough texture of bark against my hand wasn't exactly pleasant.
"Seriously... What exactly am I supposed to... do... here?"
While walking through the forest and touching every tree I passed, I suddenly froze.
There was a pure white mouse in front of me.
The mouse was nibbling on something.
But rather than the sound of chewing peanuts or nuts...
I heard the sound of raw flesh being torn apart.
"Squeak?"
"Oh my god..."
Its mouth looked like the opening of a leech, filled with countless tiny teeth.
It twitched while holding a huge chunk of meat carefully between its two little paws.
Three or four thread-like tongues flicked out of its mouth.
Stop.
Please.
Just stop.
The grotesque mouse-like creature turned toward me.
Its completely black eyes had no visible whites.
And while staring directly at me, it licked the horribly mangled corpse of a horse with those thin tongues.
Ugh!
Disgusting!
There was a strange thing about mice.
When you saw one in a photo or video, you might think,
Aw, that's cute.
But when one suddenly appeared in front of you in real life without warning...
AAAAH! Disgusting!
Apparently, whoever designed this monster disliked that gap so much that they decided to make it disgusting from the very beginning.
"Don't tell me... everything living in this forest looks like that."
"SQUEEEAK!!!"
Still, despite its disgusting and horrifying appearance, I didn't feel particularly afraid.
Nor did I feel the need to run away.
I had survived a fight against One-Horn just yesterday.
Sure, this thing looked horrible, but I didn't feel like I would lose against it.
...Maybe I'd gotten stronger.
But what if this mouse is the only living animal in this forest?
What if this thing is actually one of the parents I'm supposed to find...?
And if this mouse was actually a newborn...
That would be troublesome in a completely different way.
"All right! Enjoy your meal! I'm leaving!"
I waved goodbye.
It had certainly been an unforgettable first meeting.
But let's say our relationship ended here.
Leaving the mouse behind, I continued deeper into the forest.
The distance was already becoming intimidating when I thought about having to walk all the way back later.
But that was a problem for future me.
Rustle, rustle.
"...Why are you following me?"
The twisted mouse was slowly following behind me with a horse leg clenched between its teeth.
I had clearly said goodbye.
Now it was making my farewell feel awkward.






