Chapter 25 – On the Stairs to the Land of Zion
“Activate the Mortal Realm communication system! Turn on the Mortal Realm monitor!”
Arang, who had flown straight to the underground security control room of the Palace of King Yama, urgently gave voice commands to the system.
Following Arang’s orders, various indicator lights on the communication system began lighting up.
Two or three employees in the security control room stared at Arang, who had suddenly rushed inside, with puzzled expressions.
“When will the monitor turn on?”
Unlike the audio system, the monitor needed a little time before it could display anything.
Receiving images from the Mortal Realm required a certain amount of loading time.
“We’ll attempt an emergency activation.”
Seeing the tense expression on Arang’s face, one of the security officers hurriedly moved to operate the system.
Arang switched on the microphone.
“Human Emperor! Are you safe?!”
—Ugh… Arang? What’s going on all of a sudden? You wouldn’t answer no matter how many times I called you before…
Hyunwoo’s weak voice came through the speakers.
“I heard you screaming and rushed over here! Did you run into a Violent Ghost or something?!”
Her voice was filled with concern.
—……
“Why aren’t you answering?! If you’re badly injured, should I send Fallen Fairy Ganghae?!”
—No…
“Then what happened?!”
Arang felt like she was going to explode from frustration.
—Constipation…
“……”
Something inside Arang seemed to break.
—Because of Aiz, I ran away from home and haven’t been eating properly… I’ve been surviving on convenience-store lunch boxes, so I think I got constipated. I’m in a subway public restroom right now… It hurts so much. I feel like that place is going to tear apart…
“……”
“Princess Arang… should we stop activating the monitor…?”
The security officer who had overheard their conversation cautiously asked her.
“Yes… I don’t want to see such a disgusting sight…”
—Arang… It feels good hearing your voice again after so long. I think my constipation is already disappearing.
Arang felt like she was about to become constipated instead.
Chiiik.
She switched off the microphone.
“I’m sorry. I made such a fuss over something completely pointless…”
Arang lowered her head toward the security staff, speaking in a drained voice.
“No… Lady Arang, you’re the one who has it harder…”
The security control room employees knew.
They knew very well just how much bitter suffering Arang had endured because of the Human Emperor.
One by one, the indicator lights of the underground security control room—one of the most heavily protected areas in the Underworld—began switching off.
After the ministers’ meeting of the Kingdom of Yama ended, the officials who had attended began leaving the Palace of King Yama one by one.
Because Princess Arang had caused such a commotion, the meeting had ended earlier than expected.
All of the ministers wore somewhat dissatisfied expressions.
“Well then, everyone, good work today.”
Minister of Internal Affairs Kangcheong greeted the other ministers before stepping through the main gates of the palace.
Sheesh. They copy practically everything from the Mortal Realm, so why don’t we have cars?
An important official like me should be riding around in some luxurious car. That would look much more impressive…
Kangcheong grumbled inwardly.
The Kingdom of Yama had adopted almost every culture and system used in the Mortal Realm.
There were only a few major differences.
The buildings still maintained their old-fashioned appearance, taking the form of traditional estates and tiled-roof houses.
And there were no cars.
There was a simple reason for that.
Every citizen of the Kingdom of Yama could basically use the Shrinking Earth Technique.
The technique allowed them to walk at speeds comparable to vehicles in the Mortal Realm.
Because of that, cars would only cause traffic jams and take up unnecessary space.
They would actually be more inconvenient.
Well, I suppose I should get some exercise while I’m at it.
The moment Kangcheong began moving his legs, his body shot forward at incredible speed.
The stone-paved Yama Boulevard stretched in a straight line from the Palace of King Yama all the way toward Hyeonmu Boulevard in the downtown district.
“Hey, Kangcheong! How about a glass of Hell Fragrance tonight?”
The Minister of Justice, who was moving beside him using the Shrinking Earth Technique, called out.
“Sorry. I promised my wife we’d eat out tonight. Let’s have a drink another time.”
“Very well. Have a peaceful evening, and I’ll see you later.”
The Minister of Justice changed direction and sped away.
Kangcheong felt a little disappointed.
A glass of Hell Fragrance sounded tempting.
But keeping his promise to his wife—who was scarier than any evil ghost—was far more important.
Huh? What’s that?
Kangcheong, who had been traveling at great speed, suddenly stopped as though slamming on the brakes.
A fairy wearing celestial robes was stumbling out of the forest beside Yama Boulevard.
She looked as though someone had violently attacked her.
Intentional violence that harmed others was almost unheard of in the Underworld.
In a world responsible for managing Hell, committing violence was basically the same as saying you wanted to go to Hell yourself.
Therefore, unless an evil ghost escaped from Hell, it was extremely rare for citizens of the Kingdom of Yama to suffer physical injuries.
“Excuse me, Fairy. Did something happen? Good heavens! Look at your face!”
As Kangcheong approached, he cried out in shock.
There was a wound across the beautiful fairy’s face, as if something sharp had cut her.
Blood flowed down from the injury.
“There’s an evil ghost that escaped from Hell hiding in that forest. It attacked me and caused this wound.”
The fairy spoke with a pained expression.
“An evil ghost? Good heavens… what a disaster. Then I’ll immediately inform the royal palace and summon a Combat Envoy.”
“No. Before that, please help support me. I feel like I’m going to collapse.”
The fairy staggered.
“Oh dear. Be careful.”
Kangcheong quickly moved closer and supported the fairy, who looked ready to fall at any moment.
“My, how kind of you. You walked right into my arms all by yourself.”
“Hm? What did you just say?”
Kangcheong found her words strange.
At that moment—
He saw the fairy’s mouth opening wider and wider.
It expanded until it was almost as large as his entire head.
CRUNCH!
“UWAAAGH!”
The fairy’s jaws snapped around Kangcheong’s head.
With a single bite, Kangcheong screamed and died on the spot.
“Well then… thank you for the meal.”
The fairy dragged Kangcheong’s corpse back into the forest.
A short while later—
Kangcheong calmly walked out of the woods as though nothing had ever happened.
“Now that I’ve absorbed Kangcheong’s soul power… shall I go access the Underworld database?”






