Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Today was a day just as special as the day I was born.

Because today was the day I would finally escape from my miserable life as an F-rank Hunter.

Was I finally ranking up to D-rank or C-rank?

No.

The exact opposite.

I’m quitting.

Today was the day I had decided to retire.


I had struggled as an F-rank Hunter for quite a long time.

Sure, I might have been a little stronger than an ordinary person.

But compared to other Hunters, I was inferior in practically every area—strength, speed, reflexes, everything.

Even when it came to learning skills, I could only use limited abilities or low-level skills.

That meant I killed monsters far too slowly to be of any real help in battle.

Basically...

I was dead weight.

I couldn’t even earn enough money to cover dungeon entrance fees, which meant upgrading my equipment was difficult.

And even when I somehow managed to squeeze myself into a party, all I could do was provide support from the rear. That meant I barely received any experience.

Trying to hunt alone wasn’t much better.

I could only hunt inside the lowest-level dungeons, making the whole thing horribly inefficient.

Most F-rank Hunters eventually gave up, saying they were sick of this crap, and returned to living ordinary lives.

But I had still tried to keep going until the very end.

But not anymore.

Someone once said that being able to work hard was also a kind of talent.

They were right.

At least, that was what I had come to believe.

There were some limits that effort alone simply couldn’t overcome.

The dungeon I was entering today would be the last dungeon of my Hunter career.

Once this was over, I planned to throw away the title of Hunter and return to being an ordinary person.

“So, what are you going to do for a living after you quit being a Hunter?”

One of today’s party members, A-rank Hunter Jang Dalsu, asked me with a worried expression.

“I’m not sure... I was thinking of spending all my savings and maybe opening a bungeoppang stall in front of a dungeon.”

“Bungeoppang? I freaking love bungeoppang. You know what’s popular these days, right? Half custard and half red-bean filling mixed together.”

Jang Dalsu had the face of a genuinely kind person.

An A-rank Hunter like Jang Dalsu could probably stroll around a dungeon with just one healer and still clear it without much trouble.

Maybe he pitied me.

Or maybe he was simply bored today.

Either way, when he heard this would be my final dungeon run, he formed a party and let me join.

And then there was that guy.

His complete opposite.

B-rank Hunter Sama Cheon.

“Hey, hey. Don’t wander around and end up taking the road to the afterlife instead of the road home. Just stay in a corner and breathe quietly, got it?”

Even his voice sounded irritating.

He was famous for having an absolutely rotten personality and no manners whatsoever.

On the other hand, his natural stamina and agility were incredible.

He was exactly the kind of support fighter A-rank Hunters liked bringing along.

And because of that, he kept growing stronger every day.

“What did you say your name was again?”

“Hong Mangi.”

“Mangi. You kill the boss today.”

“Come on, how am I supposed to kill that thing?”

“You land the final blow.”

“What?”

My eyes widened.

Sama Cheon looked just as surprised.

“Wait, Dalsu hyung. Isn’t that a little much? We’re the ones doing all the work, so why does he get to reap the reward?”

“We’ll still get experience, and we’ll get our own rewards too. He’s retiring after this. We can at least do that much for him.”

“Jeez...”

Sama Cheon obviously didn’t dare argue with Jang Dalsu.

Instead, he just glared at me.

What are you gonna do about it...?

That was what I thought.

Of course, I didn’t have the courage to actually say it aloud.

I simply forced an awkward smile while checking my worn-out equipment.

Then Jang Dalsu spoke.

“All right. Let’s get moving.”

“Yes, sir!”

Sama Cheon immediately stuck close behind Jang Dalsu like some shameless lackey and headed toward the dungeon entrance.

I followed them inside.


The dungeon officially named the Labyrinth of the Red Forest by the Hunter Association was a massive forest completely soaked in shades of red.

Even the leaves looked like they were burning.

“Woooow...”

The sound escaped my mouth before I realized it.

Someone like me, who normally wandered around low-rank and lowest-rank dungeons, rarely got the chance to enter a mid-level dungeon.

Maybe that was why, despite this being a dangerous place, I felt more wonder than fear.

A thin mist covered the forest, making it difficult to see far ahead.

Growls from magical beasts echoed from somewhere in the distance, sending a faint chill down my spine.

Despite the ominous atmosphere pressing in from every direction, A-rank Hunter Jang Dalsu calmly walked at the front.

His expression was completely relaxed.

Meanwhile, B-rank Hunter Sama Cheon yawned in boredom as he casually swung his sword through the air, cutting apart the thick blood-colored fog as he walked.

And me?

F-rank Hunter Hong Mangi?

I silently followed behind them.

No.

Following them was all I could do.

After all, this was going to be my final hunting ground.

I should at least end things properly.

There was a faint tension in my chest.

Then it happened.

Dark-red wolves.

Red, winged dogs.

Leech-like monsters covered in tentacles.

They slowly began crawling out from all around us.

“Haaaam...”

Jang Dalsu let out a long yawn.

Then he swung his greatsword once.

[CRACKLE—!]

Every time Jang Dalsu swung his greatsword, lightning crashed down and burned dozens of monsters at once.

O-Ohhh!

The destructive power of an A-rank Hunter was incredible no matter how many times I saw it.

Sama Cheon, a B-rank Hunter, was no different.

He sliced through the magical beasts’ necks as easily as a farmer pulling radishes from the ground.

And me?

Well...

I just followed them around, finished off whatever monsters were left behind, and occasionally kicked scraps of monster corpses out of the way.

Still...

[Experience increased by 0.1.]

[Experience increased by 0.3.]

[Experience increased by 0.1.]

My experience did go up.

Little drops eventually formed an ocean, as they said.

At one point, I had believed that if I kept gathering experience like this, one day I might reach C-rank.

Maybe even B-rank.

But I had realized a long time ago that a speck of dust was still just a speck of dust.

Just then—

“Hey, F-rank.”

Sama Cheon, who had been killing monsters for quite some time, looked at me with obvious contempt.

“Stop spacing out and pay attention.”

“Huh? Ah, yes.”

“Just stick close behind us. Dealing with your corpse would be annoying.”

“Ah... right...”

Jang Dalsu paused for a moment to catch his breath before speaking.

“Sama Cheon. That was too harsh.”

“Yes! I’ll watch my words.”

Jang Dalsu looked at me and smiled as if telling me to hang in there.

That smile managed to calm the irritation rising inside me.

Not that getting angry would change anything.

I had no strength.

And when someone had no strength, their words didn’t mean much either.

Around then, a massive magical beast finally appeared.

“What’s that? A stag?”

“A Dark-Red Stag. ‘Guardian Soaked in Blood’?”

“Wow, we hit the jackpot today, huh? That was quick.”

“Seriously, this was easy... Sama Cheon, you take that one.”

“Huh? You’re giving me all the experience? Thanks.”

The Dark-Red Stag gave off a terrifying pressure, as though proudly announcing that it was the boss of this dungeon.

The horns on its head weren’t even proper horns.

They writhed like tentacles.

Every time its hooves slammed against the ground, a blood-like liquid spread beneath them.

But—

“What a cute little bastard...”

To Jang Dalsu, it apparently looked like nothing more than a walking source of deer antler medicine.

“Oh, right. Sama Cheon. Don’t forget Hong Mangi gets the final hit.”

“What? Then I won’t even get all the experience...”

“It’s his last dungeon. Let him do it as a keepsake.”

Sama Cheon gave a small smirk.

“Fine.”

He approached the Dark-Red Stag.

It had the flashy title Guardian Soaked in Blood, but the fight itself was completely one-sided.

Sama Cheon slipped into its blind spots like a shadow.

The monster didn’t even get a proper chance to resist before Sama Cheon’s rapid attacks forced it to collapse.

When they confirmed that it was lying there, barely breathing, Jang Dalsu shouted.

“Your turn, Hong Mangi!”

I tightened my grip around my sword and stepped forward.

The final blow.

A small reward given to me at the end of my Hunter career.

Then—

[SHAAAK—!]

Sama Cheon suddenly slid forward, shoved me aside, and drove his sword straight through the Dark-Red Stag’s neck.

“Whoops... Sorry! Sorry about that. I slipped!”

Pretending he had slipped on the monster’s blood, Sama Cheon took the final hit for himself.

He swallowed almost all the experience.

What did I get?

[Experience increased by 5.]

Ha...

With a bright smile plastered across his face, Sama Cheon pulled his sword from the Dark-Red Stag’s neck.

I clenched my fist.

But of course, there was nothing I could do.

I glanced to the side.

Even Jang Dalsu was frowning, clearly displeased by what had just happened.

Despite that, Sama Cheon acted as though it had genuinely been an accident.

Then—

The monster’s corpse disappeared.

An item floated in the air where it had been.

[Ding!]

[Random Summon Box]

Sama Cheon picked it up and chuckled.

“Ha! What kind of garbage reward is this? A random summon? What am I supposed to do with something useless like this?”

Jang Dalsu spoke up.

“Hey! It’s still a rare item. How do you know it’s useless when you don’t even know what’ll come out?”

“What would I need a summon for? It’ll probably be some annoying little fly that I can’t eat or sell, buzzing around and making noise.”

Then he looked at me and tossed the item over.

“Hey, Hong Mangi. You take it. Consider it your retirement gift.”

I caught it with a heavy heart.

What an annoying bastard...

But then again...

Fine. I’ll at least take this. It’s my last day anyway.

I accepted the Random Summon Box.

And just like that, my final hunt came to an end.


That afternoon.

I placed a pot of water on the stove for ramen.

While I waited for it to boil, I put my Hunter Certification and Hunter Badge side by side inside an envelope.

All I had to do now was return them to the Hunter Association and agree to give up the tiny bit of F-rank power I possessed.

Then I would become a completely ordinary human again.

Still... I guess it wasn’t all bad.

Then why were tears suddenly gathering in my eyes?

More importantly... what should I do with this?

[Random Summon Box]

Once I gave up being a Hunter, I naturally wouldn’t have any use for this either.

Might as well open it. Let’s see what comes out.

Who knew?

Maybe, by some ridiculous stroke of luck, an S-rank magic-type summon might appear.

If that happened, I could immediately switch classes and rise to S-rank in no time.

With the same hope as someone checking a lottery ticket, I opened the box.

And then—

Brilliant light burst outward.

A warm, fluffy sensation filled the room.

At the same time—

“Puwaaaaang~! I’m Foaming!”

A ball of white fur appeared within the dazzling light.

A round body.

Sparkling black eyes.

Slightly raised ears.

It looked exactly like a Maltese.

As if desperately wanting everyone to know that it was the cutest thing in the entire world, it even puffed up its round cheeks.

“Chef!”

“Ch-Chef? Who?”

“How about going on a grand cooking adventure with Foaming starting today?”

Ah, fuck.

Apparently its name was Foaming.

And just looking at it, I could already tell.

It had to be bottom-tier.

An S-rank combat magic summon, my ass...

I shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up.

But seriously...

A grand cooking adventure?

What kind of old-fashioned line was that?

My status window automatically appeared.

[Summon Status]

Name: Foaming

Race: Gourmet Spirit

Rank: Combat Ability — F-rank / Cooking Ability — SSS-rank

Personality: An affectionate little creature absolutely convinced that it is the cutest and smartest being in the world.

[Main Traits]

[Perfect Cooking Recreation] — Can perfectly recreate any dish it has eaten at least once.

[Hidden Flavor Search] — Automatically discovers the optimal combination after seeing available cooking ingredients.

[Gourmet’s Blessing] — Eating its food increases all stats for a certain period of time.

[Automatic Cooking System] — Despite having no hands, cooking utensils move automatically and complete the dish.

[Perfect Recipe] — From everyday dishes to fine dining! It has mastered them all!

[Continue Reading Y/N]

Foaming floated gently into the air.

Then it spun around in front of me and traced a heart shape.

“Chef! We’re going to make lots of delicious food from now on, right? I’m super excited!”

“Who the hell are you calling Chef...?”

“Master!”

“Why me?!”

The little thing floated around in front of me like a tiny cloud, happily fooling around.

Ha... Of course my life would turn out like this.

Still...

Its rank couldn’t be measured normally, its combat power was F-rank, but its cooking ability was SSS-rank?

Couldn’t those two have been switched?

I didn’t even bother hiding my disappointment.

“Fine, whatever. Chef or not, I’m making ramen right now, so you cook it for me.”

“......”

“What? Cook the ramen. Aren’t you supposed to be an SSS-rank cooking-specialized summon?”

“Foaming cannot cook ramen! I can perfectly recreate food I’ve eaten before, but I’ve never eaten ramen, so it’s impossible!”

“What the hell? You’re completely useless...”

“Sob... B-But if I look at cooking ingredients, I can automatically discover the best combination!”

“I know. I already read your whole status window. Fine. I’ll open the refrigerator, so find the best combination. I’m making ramen. Ramen. You know what ramen is, right?”

There was no way there could be some kind of optimal combination for making ramen.

My refrigerator barely had anything in it.

There were eggs for ramen, some old red pepper powder, cooking oil, garlic, soy sauce, butter that had melted more than halfway, a 200ml carton of milk, and a few extremely basic side dishes.

That was it.

“Yep! Understood! Excuse me~ Excuse me~ Coming through~!”

Foaming hummed happily for some reason while rapidly inspecting the refrigerator.

Then it spoke.

“Hmm! Spicy Cream Sweet Rameeen should be perfect! Let’s begin!”

Spicy Cream Sweet Ramen?

There was no way something like that could taste good.

I barely managed to hold back a laugh.

Then the few ingredients inside my refrigerator began floating into the air.

They calmly drifted toward the pot.

First, an appropriate amount of red pepper powder and cooking oil mixed together inside the pot.

Then soy sauce and sugar were added.

A little milk followed.

Whoa... Okay, this is actually kind of cool...

The ramen went in next.

It didn’t take long before everything began sizzling and cooking together.

Then Foaming announced—

“COMPLETE!!!!”

“H-Huh? It’s done?”

It...

actually looked surprisingly good.

Figuring I had nothing to lose, I picked up my chopsticks, grabbed a mouthful, and put it into my mouth.

It looks kind of greasy... What if I throw up?

And then—

“!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????”

What was this?

This taste was unbelievable.

“O-Oh... This is insane!”

A heavenly spiciness and addictive sweetness filled my mouth.

My chopsticks immediately began moving faster.

“Th-This is crazy! If I can make stuff like this, I don’t need to sell bungeoppang at all!”

Foaming happily floated beside me.

“Are you satisfied, Cheeef?”

“What... is this?”

Looking extremely pleased with itself, Foaming somehow made its already round, clear eyes look even rounder.

Then it proudly asked—

“It’s delicious, right? Incredible, right? Shocking, right?”

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